The Serpent's Lair -
Bra'tac kicks ass! Hammond shows Samuels how it's done, SG-1 are blinded, Sam bites Jack, and Daniel very, very nearly dies (staff weapon wound). Only he doesn't.
In the Line of Duty -
Sam becomes a new woman. Teal'c acknowledges how difficult it is. Daniel comforts that chick from The Waltons.
Once again Sam enters a boys only club. George gets into BDU's. Daniel nearly dies (strangulation). Only he doesn't.
The Gamekeeper -
Teal'c gets HAIR! And Barclay still seems to be obsessed with those holodecks...
Jack, Sam and Teal'c get down and dirty. Daniel gets some, turns into EvilDaniel (TM) - and very nearly dies (rockfall...uh, naquadahfall). Only he doesn't.
Thor's Chariot -
Thor! He's too cute!
Message in a Bottle -
Jack gets harpooned. Simmons looooooves Sam. Hammond makes a boo-boo.
Jack gets a new look. Teal'c gets lucky. SG-1 take part in the second annual Robes 'R Us sale. And hey; Apophis isn't dead.
Jacob has some bad news for Sam. Spender has some bad news for Jack. Kasuf has some bad news for Daniel. Ammounet has some bad news for Apophis. Teal'c wears a funky headpiece.
OlderCassie (here playing YoungerSomeoneElse) feeds Teal'c on chocolate bars. Jack steps in something nasty.
The Tok'ra (Part 1) -
Sam is reunited with the man who has the most amazing eyes in the galaxy.
The Tok'ra (Part 2) -
Jack receives a kiss from the woman baddie in that Superman movie.
Jack gets harpooned. Hammond starts flailing his arms around like a madman. Daniel picks up a toilet roll.
Everywhere they go, SG-1 take the weather with them. Or not.
The Fifth Race -
In the most shocking development yet, Jack becomes smart. Sam guest stars in Lawrence of Arabia.
A Matter of Time -
Jack's hot...uh, old 'friend' turns up. Sam compares gate travel to an apple and a donut, so you just *know* she's way smarter than we are.
Daniel, Teal'c and Jack all become new men. Daniel nearly dies for the first time in a while (trapped inside dying man's body). Only he doesn't.
Serpent's Song -
Sam sees Martouf's nasty side. O'Neill should have shot him. Um...Apophis, not Martouf. Honest.
One False Step -
Daniel's relationship with dogs is somewhat worrying, as is Sam's relationship with her plants. Teal'c discovers white things *can* jump.
Show and Tell -
Gibson Praise brings news of a new enemy; naturally, Jacob turns up to help save the day. Sam bounces a grenade off a table.
SG-1 go where no man has gone for quite some time: Woodstock. George gets coloured contact lenses.
Out of Mind -
Believing the rest of SG-1 to be dead, Jack is only slightly relieved when he discovers Sam, naked. Daniel gets a new haircut from the Bowl-Around-The-Head School of Hairdressing. Teal'c makes an early pilgrimige to the Robes 'R Us sale.
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