Children of the Gods -
Sam gets sick, Daniel impersonates James Spader, Teal'c watches porn, and Jack says it with Kleenex. A normal day in the life of SG-1.
The Enemy Within -
Junior gets a second airing. Kawalsky gets strapped down. Sam gets a concussion.
Involves one of the greatest mysteries of all time...just what the heck happened on P3X 595?
The Broca Divide -
Sam jumps Jack, Jack jumps Daniel, Daniel jumps Tuplo's daughter, and Teal'c's symbiote becomes a handy plot device. Gee, we'll certainly never see *that* again. Also a very important episode because it contains the first appearance of Janet.
The First Commandment -
The dad from 'Boy Meets World' turns nasty. The first in a long line of relationship disasters for a certain Sam Carter; 'And another one bites the dust'.
Cold Lazarus -
A duplicate of Jack seeks out his ex-wife - Sara O'Neill - in a bid to find Jack's dead son, Charlie. Meanwhile, this viewer can't help but notice the similarity between Sara and Sam.
The Nox -
Quark/Principal Snyder wears a really bad wig. And there's some invisible flying thing too. And Daniel's dead (staff weapon blast). Only he's not.
Brief Candle -
Jack gets the mother of all STDs. Sam tries not to say 'I told you so'.
Thor's Hammer -
James Earl Jones voices a badly dubbed Unas.
The Torment of Tantalus -
Daniel finds the gate was activated in 1945, leading to the discovery of a naked old guy and 'meaning of life' stuff. And Daniel nearly dies (building collapses). Only he doesn't.
Bra'tac kicks ass! SG-1 take part in the first annual Robes 'R Us sale.
Fire and Water -
Daniel's dead (burnt alive). Only he's not. Jack hugs Sam.
Hathor gives new meaning to the word 'halitosis'. Sam and Janet star in a 'women behind bars' movie. Daniel gets some.
Cassie gets a dog, and Niirti appears to be a man. Odd.
Jack is *not* what you'd call a diplomat - and he's done some damn distasteful things. Did I mention that Teal'c takes his clothes off?
Can't say anything bad about this; otherwise Anna'll have my hide. Sam kisses someone who isn't Jack.
Sam plays with Jack's sidearm. Siler isn't Scotty, Geordi, OR B'Elanna.
Tin Man -
Not a single member of SG-1 has a pulse - which means Daniel doesn't have a pulse. Which means Daniel's dead. Only he's not.
There But For the Grace of God -
Sam and Jack are engaged! Did anything else happen in this episode? Oh - A/U Daniel is dead (blasted by ship from space). And he probably really is.
Sam and Jack discover they were engaged. Hilarity ensues. Oh, and some senator guy shuts down the Stargate program. Sure. Whatever.
Within the Serpent's Grasp -
SG-1 leg it to where the Goa'uld are launching their attack from. Daniel nearly dies (ribbon device). Only he doesn't.
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